When Gun Control Calls
When gun control calls:
“Oh hey, government! How's it going?
“What? More gun control?
“Well, yes, I do care about the children. It's just that I know we’ve already got tons of gun control laws…like 20,000.
“Really? It’s still not working? You wanna give it another go? You figure one more gun law will do the trick?
Well, sure I have common sense. Go ahead and pass that law. I'm sure you'll get it right this time. I trust you guys.
Yes, with my life.
I gotta go now...gotta run out and get my horoscope and some scratchers.